He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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