She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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