Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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