I don't think brook has ever known best
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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