Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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