Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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