3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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