We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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