haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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