I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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