I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
its not stalking. its research.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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