I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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