You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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