so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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