with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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