I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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