We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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