go do what you do best...puke behind churches
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
