it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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