did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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