I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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