The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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