she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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