when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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