quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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