That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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