Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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