is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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