she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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