The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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