I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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