No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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