i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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