Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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