I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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