Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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