i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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