Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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