I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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