piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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