1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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