Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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