there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
