i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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