She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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