I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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