Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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