I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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