Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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