lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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