please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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