I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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