Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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